FOOTY

Week 15 Match Review: Tottenham 3 - Chelsea 4
For every reaction - Cucurella slipping - there is an equal and opposite reaction - Palmer’s penalty brace. The offense and midfield looked elite, the defense was a huge question mark, and Bob Sanchez remains a liability. Let’s just play Spurs every week.

Week 13 Match Review: Chelsea 3 - Aston Villa 0
Jackson, Enzo, and Palmer all deliver in what can really only be described as a flat-out dominant showing. The Villains looked cooked, the Blues are flying, and suddenly everyone seems to be coming around on Maresca. These are good times at the Bridge.

Week 9 Match Review: Chelsea 2 - Newcastle 1
Chelsea gets the points, everyone stays health and… what is there to say other than, “Damn, Cole Palmer is very good at football!”

Week 7 Match Review: Chelsea 1 - Nottingham Forest 1
Noni Madueke was the most explosive part of an otherwise even match... until Sideshow Marc and Nico Williams attempted to get an 87th-minute melee going. Another week, another point – and a happy international break to all who celebrate.

Week 3 Match Review: Chelsea 1 - Crystal Palace 1
Jackson heats up, Palmer returns to sub-zero temps, and Dean Henderson reminds the league why he still might be the guy everyone hoped he'd be. Another classic tease against Palace, surprise surprise.

Week 2 Match Review: Wolves 2 - Chelsea 6
Oh what a difference a week – and playing Wolves rather than City – can make. Madueke became the three-pointed thorn in the entire city of Wolverhampton’s side, Cold Palmer has returned, and the defense still looks like a work in progress.

We’re Neto’s Team Now: A Chelsea 2024/25 Preview
44 players, one bald coach, and more questions than answers, Chelsea is back to surprise, delight, and undoubtedly frustrate us all.